October 10, 2003

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WELCOME BACK:   Well it looks like fall has arrived here in the great northwet. We've had rain every day this week along with some pretty good breezes. We went from the mid 80's a week ago to highs in the high 50's and lows in the high 40's this week. What a difference a season makes! It's actually pretty nice since we had such a long dry spell. Everything was really needing water.
Speaking of dry spells, it's sort of getting scary with all the global warming talk. Longer summers and milder winters sounds great until you start to think about all the ramifications. Without hard winter freezes some of the bugs that eat the trees in our forests are not being killed back. This gives them an early start on munching away and in larger numbers. This increases the potential for bigger forest fires. It's amazing how a little thing like that can make such a big difference. That's just one example, imagine all the others.

How about the carnival in California, camouflaged as a political event. It was really entertaining to just sit back and watch it and be thankful that it wasn't our state. Now that they have a new Govenator I wonder if anything will change. Both Ken's brother and sister live in Northern California and it will be interesting to hear if they see any great changes over the next year. I'm not sure how the Govenator is going to reduce the $34 billion dollar deficit while not reducing services and not only not raising taxes but eliminating some of them. Sounds like we may have another actor running for president if he could pull that off. I wonder if he would be called the Termident or Presinator :-)

Next week's newsletter might be a little shorter than usual. Ken is going in to have some more work done on his shoulder. In case some of you are new he has had trouble with his shoulder every since he fell 15 feet straight down while building a new deck on our house eight years ago. He totally trashed his shoulder and they were only able to put in a new stainless ball at the time. Seven years later Ken totally wore out the repair along with his socket. They went in and after 7 1/2 hours of surgery had a new socket and ball but things haven't been good. When we tell the doctor that he is still playing his drums and hand mixed 3,200 pounds of concrete this summer he just shakes his head. Any how, next Tuesday they are going to go in and see if there is something they can do to relieve the pain and make it work better. It's going to be mostly exploratory and will be and out patient procedure if everything goes OK. All this to say that the typing skills and project work will probably be slowed for a week or so.


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What's New This Week? We just closed a deal to start selling some of the finest hand made, hard maple kitchen utensils you've ever seen on our web site. This week we've been frantically putting together the web pages for these beautiful and functional utensils. Each piece is hand crafted from hard maple and finished to a beautiful luster with a special oil and beeswax. We'll be selling both the utensils and their special oil by next week. The oil is not only good for their wooden utensils but works great on butcher blocks, rolling pins and other wood kitchen tools that need protection from foods and washing. It's always fun to have things in the kitchen and on your table that look exceptionally nice and are very functional. The holidays are coming and Bob and Jean's hand crafted tools will make a perfect gift. Stay tuned for our grand opening next week. We may just have some RunnerDuck specials for our readers.

DigiTalk

      Have you ever thought about having your own web page up on the Internet? How about a place that your family and friends can go to see pictures and read about what's going on in your life. Does the thought of all this technology just scare the heck out of you? Well it isn't that expensive or all that bad! Basically you need four things, a URL (your web site name), a web host and the software to create your web page and the FTP program to upload your web page to the host.

To get a web site name (URL) you can go to any of a number of sites. We are currently using Dotster.com, www.qksrv.net/click-535526-541523, and have been very happy with them. URL's are renewed annually and rates can change. While theses companies offer multi-year discounts it's not always a good idea to sign up for them. The company could go out of business or their rates could change. Just enter the name you would like and the web site will tell you if it is available. If it's not they will suggest some names close to it.

The software is a one-time thing that ranges anywhere from free to over a hundred dollars. If you are not going to be running a business with your web page then the lower cost programs are the way to go. www.sausagetools.com/hdnow/hdnow.php?UID=NOWPL4JT323 offers a couple of entry level programs that work pretty good, HotDog Junior and HotDog PageWiz. AceHTML from www.visacom.com is another good editor but not as simple to use as HotDog. The free programs are generally as good as their price.

As far as hosting companies, we think Fastwire Network, www.fastwirenetwork.com is the best! Having used several others and being disappointed in their service we found Fastwire and they are great. They have a pricing structure that is very competitive and we've negotiated a reduced fee for RunnerDuck newsletter readers. If you mention that you are a RunnerDuck reader when you sign up you'll get $5.00 off your monthly bill forever. Pretty cool. When you are looking for a host try to find someone who will answer their phone and emails anytime day or night. Lori and Gregg are the best at customer support.

Lastly you need a FTP (file transfer protocol) program that allows you to move your web page from your local computer to the host server so that the world can view your work. Several programs are free and the most popular is probably ACE FTP from www.visicom.com.

If you would like to discuss getting a web site up and running we would be willing to offer suggestions. Just drop us a line and we can talk.


SITE OF THE WEEK

     Have you seen the new $20 US bills? I haven't seen one in person yet but they look kind of neat on TV. Have you ever seen a $1 US bill that looks like this?


I got this as change the other day and realized what it was. It was a dollar bill that had been logged onto www.wheresgeorge.com. We talked about this site a long time ago and this is the first bill I've seen. It's a little hard to see in the picture but the red stamp around the seal says "Track This Bill www.wheresgeorge.com". I was curious to see where all the bill had traveled so I logged onto the Where's George site, registered and logged in the serial number. Sure enough the bill was originally put into the system in Auburn, Washington. While it hasn't traveled very far yet it will be fun to follow.
To use the site you do need to register but it's quite painless. You can log a new bill to start tracking it or like we did, enter one that you've found. They have a good question and answer page that discusses defacing US currency and how the whole thing works. It's really quite fun and simple to do. Just go to www.wheresgeorge.com and start tracking.

MARILYN'S CORNER

Corn Husk Flowers

     After we made the corn husk candy wraps last week we had some corn husks left over. So what's a person to do with left over corn husks? Make corn husk flowers of course. We think these turned out really great and hope you can make a bouquet also. This is a fun project to do with your kids. Be sure to supervise their use of scissors, wire cutters and steam iron.

Here's what you'll need:

A package of corn husks wrappers
Florist tape
A steam iron
Scissors
Wire Cutters
24 gage wire, for the stems
30 gage wire, for wrapping
Colored permanent markers

First we need to get the husks flattened out to work with. Dip them in warm water and then iron flat with a medium hot steam iron (steam off).
Cut the stamens (the centers of the flowers) 1" X 2". Cut the rectangle so that the grain of the husk runs the short way.
Cut a fine fringe, about a 3/4", along one 1" edge of the husk. Use the grain as your guide.
Color the fringe using a colored permanent marker.
Twist the fringe around a stem cut from the 24 gage wire. Secure it with a 12" long piece of 30 gage wire. Only take a few wraps with the wire you'll use the rest of it for the pedals.
Cut pedal shapes out of the husks with the grain running long ways. You'll need about 8 - 11 pieces. These can be just about any shape or size depending on how you want your flower to look. You can see two examples in the picture above.
Press the pedals using a steam iron (set to steam). While they are still warm and pliable (don't burn yourself) shape each pedal with your finger. You can easily put a gentle curve into each one.
Wrap each pedal onto the stem by at least one wrap. Keep repeating this until all the pedals are attached.
Wrap florist tape around the bottom of the pedals, hiding the wire, and all the way down the stem.
You can add some husk leaves using the same process as for the pedals.
To add variation you can use Indian corn husks which are reddish in color.

Now make up a bouquet and set them out for all to enjoy.

     We hope you enjoy Marilyn's Corner and look forward to all the fun things she brings you each week. If you have a fun project that would be suitable for our newsletter we'd love to share it with our readers. Just contact marilyn@runnerduck.com and we'll do the rest.

Remember we have all of our past projects archived on our web site at www.runnerduck.com. Just click on the Projects or Kids Only Eggs.


Halloween Costumes

Halloween is coming fast but you still have time to get those costumes on order. Here are three great costumes for that special little crumb cruncher that will be out collecting treats this year. Just click on the pictures to check them out.




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The Tempos
News and CD of the Week

The Tempos just received four new charts. It's always fun to get new music for the band. The only down side is the first time we play it the sight reading isn't always 100%. I guess that's why we practice every week. We should have these new songs ready to perform by our next gig. If you'd like to here these songs then click on the link below and check into hiring the band for your next event.


     The Tempos big swing band is available for hire. If you have a special event that could use the wonderful music of a classic sixteen piece big band be sure to contact thetempos@runnerduck.com. We perform all over the Seattle area for all sorts of events.

Album Pick of the Week

My good friend Gordy, one of The Tempos trumpet players, gave me a Spike Jones CD recently and I had forgotten how much fun these guys are. Although they haven't been around for a number of years their hysterical music lives on. If you haven't heard them in a while then you need to get this CD. If you've never heard them then you really need to get this CD. It's just one of those classics that everyone should have a copy of. Click on the album cover below for this CD and many more by Spike Jones.

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Remember, we have a link on our web site, www.runnerduck.com, to our ever popular Grammy® Shopper site. If you haven't been there yet just click HERE to see all the 2003 Grammy® winners complete with links to purchase any one of them.


   THIS WEEK'S FREE RECIPE

Hay Hard Rolls
      This is a very old recipe that came from Ken's late Aunt Viola. They talk about the new frozen rolls that you can just take a couple out at a time to bake as you need them. Well this recipe is a long front runner to those rolls.

  • 1 Package Yeast
  • 1 Cup Warm Water
  • 1 teaspoon Salt
  • 1 Tablespoon Sugar
  • 3 Cups Cold Water
  • 4 Cups Flour
  • 3 Eggs, beaten
  • 1 Cup Shortening, melted
  • 1 Cup Sugar
Mix the Yeast and 1 cup Warm Water.
Stir in Salt, 1 Tablespoon Sugar, Cold Water and Flour.
Let stand over night or at least several hours.
Add Eggs, melted Shortening, and 1 cup Sugar.
Add enough flour to knead well.
Let rise until double then knead again.
Make it into rolls, let rise and bake at 400 degrees F until brown.

The dough can be put into the refrigerator. Punch it down every day. Take out what you want and let it stand at room temperature for one hour then bake.
It will keep this way for a couple of weeks.

Remember, if you have a recipe you'd like to share please send it to marilyn@runnerduck.com.

     Every month we post a new recipe on our web page. Be sure and check out the October recipe at the RunnerDuck Kitchen Store.
We'd be happy to post your favorite recipe there or in our newsletter and give you credit. Just drop a line to marilyn@runnerduck.com.


COOKBOOK
SUGGESTION OF THE WEEK

Aunt Vi's Hard Rolls are great but there are other wonderful recipes out there as well. "Bernard Claytons Complete Book of Small Breads" has recipes for beaten biscuits from the American South and steamed buns from China, pan dulce from Mexico and oatmeal flatbread from Norway, orange tiffin rolls from India and spice corn fritters from Indonesia--more than 100 recipes in all. If you like breads then we think you'll love this cookbook.
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PROJECTS

5 Drawer Tool Box


Circa 1940's

This is week four for this project and we're still moving slowly. Last week we cut all the dados and got everything ready to glue up. If you missed something along the way you can always go back and check the previous weeks newsletters by visiting www.runnerduck.com/rdnews.htm

The way the toolbox is designed it should be glued and clamped complete at one time.
The first thing you want to do is check and double check that everything fits perfect. Since this is made from Oak you don't want the joints too tight. You should not have to tap the joints together to make it fit. I spent quite a bit of time putting it together, taking it apart, trimming and putting it back together.
Once all the pieces fit the way you want them you're ready to glue.
I laid the back flat on the table and added the middle shelf, drawer support, bottom, sides, front and top, in that order.


Glue the joints on both sides and smooth out the glue with a gloved finger or roller before putting them together.
Once everything is together you can start clamping. Be sure to put pieces of wood under the clamp jaws to protect your project.
Run all the clamps up snug but not tight. After all the clamps are in place tighten them evenly and keep checking for gaps.

I did make one pretty good mistake that I should share with you. I clamped the middle of the front pretty good and after everything was dried and I removed the clamps I saw that the bottom was quite warped. Darn I hate it when that happens! Before you clamp down on the bottom cut a spacer to provide support. All you are really clamping with a middle front clamp is the top.
Let everything dry over night and you are ready to pull the clamps off and admire your accomplishment to date.

We hope you enjoy our projects. Remember, if you ever have any problems with our projects just drop us a line and we'll try to help. Since we build every one of these projects we have a pretty good idea of how to get through them. We also make lots of mistakes so we can help avoid them. If you have a project that you would like to share please send us an email and we'll help get it published in the RunnerDuck review. We are looking for woodworking, gardening, crafts and kids projects so send us your thoughts at projects@runnerduck.com .


CONSERVATION TIP

      With Marilyn unemployed we were looking for ways to save money on our food bill. We read an article that compared lots of grocery stores and offered the best suggestion. Go to a warehouse store and buy in bulk. Break the bulk packages into smaller serving sizes and freeze or store them. Then find the cheapest store in your area for all the stuff you can't get at the warehouse store. The article actually suggested that you could save several hundred dollars a year using this method of shopping. I guess it's worth at try, we're off to Costco!

If you have a conservation tip please send it to conservation@runnerduck.com and we'll post it in our newsletter.


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JOKE OF THE WEEK

This was submitted by Ken's brother Ron, www.roadcow.com.

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the 2nd guest asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear- shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey you big dummy.... it's ten past three in the morning!"

Thanks Bro.


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