October 08, 2004

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WELCOME BACK:   After three years and 150 plus weekly newsletters in a row we are paring back our publication to a monthly newsletter, at least for a while. It takes a tremendous amount of effort to put it together each week and the rewards have been few. We've made some wonderful new friends and always enjoy hearing from you but it has just gotten to be too much with too little return on our investment. I guess what really turned the tide is when only two people out of the hundreds of subscribers we have contributed to Ken Muscular Dystrophy fund raiser! It's pretty sad when we give our time and money each week and can't even get a small donation to help someone else.

We will continue to produce a quality newsletter that we hope you all enjoy; it just won't be as frequent. It will come out the first weekend of every month so be looking for the next one around November 6th.

In the mean time we will be focusing more on our web site, www.runnerduck.com, and will continue to add woodworking projects, craft projects and recipes to the large list that is already there. We may send out reminders from time to time when we've added something new to our web site or have found something special that we think you might be interested in.

A number of you have asked about Mount St. Helen's, our erupting volcano. So far there has only been steam and ash coming out of the dome and not to much of that. The scientists tell us there will be a larger event but it should not do any major damage in the area. The most we've seen so far is about a 1/8" of ash as far as 25 miles away from the mountain. They did have to reroute some airplanes because of the threat of an ash plume rising into the flight path. It seems that jet engines and ash don't get along very well. A huge number of people have come from all over the world to watch the mountain sit there and belch a few plumes of steam. I hope it was worth it for them :-) We'll keep you posted if any major event happens that threatens us but don't hold your breath.


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What's New This Week?   Marilyn has really gained on the boat cover. We know this saga has gone on for a long time but it has not been an easy task. The bridge cover is done and here's a picture of that effort.

Now if we can just get the cockpit cover done before the rain and winds of winter show up. The boat is moored at Sandy Point which is northwest of Bellingham, Washington in the northern part of the state. In the winter we get some very high winds, around 60 - 80 MPH that come in from the Pacific Ocean through the Straights of Juan DeFuca or down from the northeast. With the prediction of an El Nino this year we're hoping that it will be a milder winter.

We also bagged camping for the rest of the year, literally. We took our fifth wheel from Sandy Point and parked it at our place in Port Susan, just west of Marysville, Washington, for the winter. We covered it with the nice Adco cover we got for it last year and added antifreeze to the water system. It should be ready to shed off the Washington rains of winter.


DigiTalk

One of the great things about email is the ability to send pictures to friends and family. Most people love to get pictures of the kids, grand kids and pets. Some people share pictures of their vacations and hobbies. The reason I say "most" people is because if you are using an older modem chances are you are downloading information at a blazing 56Kbps. First off just because it says 56K doesn't mean that's what you get. It will be more like 45K. What that means is that you will receive data at 45,000 bytes per second. It takes almost 3.6 minutes for a 1 meg file to download. Today's digital cameras can take upwards of three to five mega pixels. That means that if you just sent the picture straight out of the camera it would take 10 to 20 minutes for it to download. All of a sudden your email recipient would not be so happy.

The solution is to reduce the size of your picture. Not only in the overall size but in the number of pixels. Most computers today come with software that will allow you to resize your pictures. If you don't have picture editing software then you can download one of many free ones. One really good one is Irfanview. When I'm going to send a picture I reduce it down to about 420 pixels wide and reduce the quality by about 30%. This makes for a nice size file that can be easily downloaded by any computer.

Here's one more helpful hint. Once you reduce your picture save it with a different file name than the original. For the small pictures in this newsletter I save them as "picturename_thmb.jpg". This way I keep my original file, "picturename.jpg", at full size in case I want to print the picture out large or crop to some feature later on. Don't be intimidated by this. The software is relatively simple to use and comes with good instructions.


SITE OF THE WEEK

Can you imagine what it must have been like traveling up a river on a big old steamboat or paddle wheeler around the turn of the century? We always see them in the old movies and they look grand. Ken got to go on the paddle wheeler on Lake Tahoe once and really enjoyed it although it's probably nothing like the really cool old ones.

This week we found a web site that will take you back to those days with not only stories and pictures but sounds as well. www.steamboats.org has put together a huge web site on the history of steamboats and paddle wheelers. We thought it was especially fun to listen to the old steam Calliope music played on the steam pianos of the Delta Queen, Belle of Louisville and many others.

Put on the reading glasses, turn up your speakers and go to Steamboats.org. We think you'll have a blast! Did we mention that they have steam horn sounds from many of the old ships?


MARILYN'S CORNER

Mummy Kit


This is a really cute gift or party favor for your Halloween party.

Here's what you'll need:

  • Plastic bag
  • Google eyes
  • Gauze
  • Craft paper
  • Safety pin
Loosely roll up about four feet of gauze.
Glue google eyes on the gauze.
Add a safety pin for the mouth.
Put the gauze in a plastic bag.
Cut a piece of craft paper to fit across the top of the plastic bad. Write "Mummy Kit" on the paper.
Fold the top of the bag over and staple it shut with the name tag at the top.

That's it, now make a bunch of them for your party!

     We hope you enjoy Marilyn's Corner and look forward to all the fun things she brings you each week. If you have a fun project that would be suitable for our newsletter we'd love to share it with our readers. Just contact marilyn@runnerduck.com and we'll do the rest.

Remember we have all of our past projects archived on our web site at www.runnerduck.com. Just click on the Projects or Kids Only Eggs.


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The Tempos
News and CD of the Week

Here's another musician joke from our friend Jeff F. in Texas.

...so this musician dies and goes to hell. The devil is delighted to see him and comes to the gates to pick him up in a limo. The musician looks in the back seat and there's a beautiful new Bach trumpet with his name etched on the bell. "Where are we going?", he asks.

"Well, if you don't mind", says the devil, "there's a gig tonight and I'd like you to sit in."

"Fine", the musician says and a few minutes later they pull up to a sold-out show in a massive stadium packed with cheering fans. The musician takes his place on stage and as he looks to the front of the stage he sees that Sara Vaughn is the singer. Then he looks over sees that Tony Williams is on drums, Joe Pass is playing guitar and J J Johnson is on trombone.

"Wow, what a lineup", he says to the devil, "Am I really in hell?"

"Yup", the devil replies.

Satan turns to the band and says, "OK, band, on the count of three...
'Tie a Yellow Ribbon..."

The Tempos big swing band is available for hire. If you have a special event that could use the wonderful music of a classic sixteen piece big band be sure to contact thetempos@runnerduck.com. We perform all over the Seattle area for all sorts of events.

Album Pick of the Week

"Eternal"
Branford Marsalis

Branford is one of the Marsalis' musical family that has a new album out. As I'm sitting here with rain coming down the window this CD sets a beautiful mood to just relax and enjoy the moment. His unique sax style and haunting melodies add a new meaning to laid back. If you are looking for a good Sunday morning CD this is it!

One person who reviewed this CD had this to say, "I'm not even a terribly huge jazz fan to be honest, but this album is just killer, one of the best I've gotten this year thus far, and a standout in my small but substantial jazz collection. The emotionality that comes across is so strong and there are moments that are like, DIVINE. I think anyone who listened to this CD would "get it" or shall I say, "feel it" immediately! In other words, it's not just for "music nerd's".


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JOKE OF THE WEEK

With Halloween coming at the end of the month we thought this would be a good time to bring you some groaners from Doug and Betty.

Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Q. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A. No body

Q. What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A. Bone appetite!

Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A. Dayscare centers

Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice Scream

Q. What's a monster's favorite play?
A. Romeo and Ghouliet

Q. What's a haunted chicken?
A. A poultry-geist

Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A. Boo boos

Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin

Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A. They're good at keeping things under wraps

Q. What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer

Q: What do the birds sing on Halloween?
A: Twick or Tweet

Q: Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
A: It's good for the bones

Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A: Squash

Q: What was the witches favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling

Q: Why did the mummy call the doctor?
A: Because he was coffin

Q: What did the mad scientist eat on Halloween?
A: Frankenfurters with Ketchup

Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the Dead Sea

Q: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?
A: A blood vessel

Q: What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by its circumference?
A: Pumpkin Pi

Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts.

Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Don't spook until your spooken to.

Q: Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
A: He was repossessed.

There, that ought to hold you for a month :-)

   THIS WEEK'S FREE RECIPE

Sausage Potato Bake

This recipe is sort of like Bangers and Mash but baked instead of fried. Of course the Bangers and Mash we make are a lot different than what they serve in the UK. What ever you call it we think your family will really enjoy this hearty dish.

Ingredients:

  • 3 Medium Potatoes
  • 1/2 Cup Onion, chopped
  • 1/2 Cup Green Pepper, chopped
  • 1 Pound Ring Sausage
  • 3 ounce package Cream Cheese
  • 1/3 Cup Milk
  • 1/2 Cup Sour Cream
  • 1 Tablespoon Flour
  • 1/2 teaspoon Thyme
Cook the Potatoes in water until tender. Drain.
Cut up the Potatoes and add the Onions and Green Peppers.
Pour into a buttered 1 1/2 quart dish.
Cut the Sausage into 1/2" pieces.
Add to the Potatoes and toss.
Cut-up the Cream Cheese.
Cook Cream Cheese and Milk continually stirring until melted.
Remove from the heat and add Sour Cream, Flour, and spices.
Pour over the Potato mix.
Bake at 350 degrees F for 50 minutes.

Serve hot and watch out for flying compliments!

Remember, if you have a recipe you'd like to share please send it to marilyn@runnerduck.com. We'd be happy to post your favorite recipe on our Kitchen site or in our newsletter and give you credit. Just drop a line to marilyn@runnerduck.com.

     Every month we post a new recipe on our web page. Be sure and check out the New October recipe at the RunnerDuck Kitchen Store.


COOKBOOK
SUGGESTION OF THE WEEK

"James Beard's American Cookery"
by James Beard


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It seems strange that we would recommend an American cookery cookbook when we are talking about bangers and mash which is typically European. This cookbook not only covers traditional American recipes but many European recipes that have become American standards.

James Beard, one of America's greatest authorities on food and one of our best loved chefs, put practically everything he learned about cooking into this single magnificent--now classic--volume. Here is Beard's very best, including more than 1,500 of his favorite and most successful recipes, as well as his advice on dozens of cooking questions. 144 illustrations.


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PROJECTS

Miter Saw/Planner Multi Stand, Step 2

Last week we told you about this project and now it's time to get started. This week we'll cut out the pieces. The following patterns are laid out on 4' X 8' X 3/4" pieces of plywood.

Here's a list of materials you'll need to buy.

(2) 4' X 8' X ¾" shop grade plywood. I started off pricing Baltic Birch plywood and this little project would have been over $400. I opted for the birch shop grade which will do just fine.
(2) pair of drawer guides, Accuride Full Extension Box Drawer Slide
(4) 3" swivel casters with locks, Heavy Duty Shop Caster
(2) drawer handles, St. Georges Collection Pull - Satin Nickel 3"
Glue
Pipe clamps

These patterns are a little hard to see in these pictures but if you click on the pictures you'll go to a bigger image on our web site. If you want to print them out it's best to set your printer to "landscape".

Now get out there and start making some sawdust!

We hope you liked this project. If you build it and your friends ask where you got such a clever idea, please tell them that you got it at RunnerDuck.com.


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CONSERVATION TIP

It's getting to be the time of year that people are thinking about putting studded snow tires on their cars. Those tires are great on snow and ice but they play hell with the bare roads. Don't put studded snow tires on your car or truck until it's really necessary. This will help conserve our roads for another year.

If you have a conservation tip please send it to conservation@runnerduck.com and we'll post it in our newsletter.


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